NARM-anthem: The LinkedIn Bingo

Melodiforslag: Country Roads - John Denver

Tekst: Ingvild Sandvin Groven

Take this wisdom, thesis writers

Watch your language, lingo really matters

Think of this when you write an EIA

Glossary behind us, we will save the day

Corporate code, got no choice

Sustainable development goal

Buzzword lingo, The LinkedIn bingo

Corporate code, or unemployed  

Fieldwork over, my body shivered

Felt like dying, but thesis is delivered

There's no enjoyment, my wallet is wrung dry

Find the dictionary, it's job-hunting time  

Corporate code, native voice

Nature's gifts to people

Buzzword lingo, The LinkedIn bingo

Corporate code, got no choice  

In the end it’s Norconsult, the ones who called me

I tried so many places, no one heard my plea

Graduating now I get a feeling

That I should have gone for phd, phd  

Corporate code, or unemployed

Impact show, emission flow

Eco-conscious, carbon offset

Renewable, sustainable  

Corporate code, holistic approach

Glacier melt, pollination toll

Forest growing, plastic vomit

Greenwash roads, invasive crow

Bird gene flow, move topsoil

Corporate code, got no choice